Driving in Malta

Contrary to what most people think, Maltese drivers are by far the best and most resigned in the EU. We have to cope with the worst roads, poor road signs, traffic lights in the most awkward places, Elton John, bowsers in the fast lane watering plants at the busiest time and little supervision in traffic jams, especially on the regional road during the rush hour.

We do not complain about the daily traffic jam - which seems to get worse by the week - from St Andrew's to Kappara roundabout (except during the holidays).

Some of us can drive while smoking and phoning. While on the subject of smoking, I think that smoking is more dangerous than phoning - should the cigarette fall on one's lap - apart from the inhalation by other occupants. The eventual disposal of the butt in the street makes a further case for banning smoking in cars.

Others can drive with dogs running about in the car, head sticking out of the driver's window - now that is skill - and the wardens pick on a minute mobile phone.

We do not find it difficult to overtake slow drivers, even using the inner lane. And we do not mind having two important roads leading to St Paul's Bay being closed for years at the same time.