Overgrown with weeds

I have discovered a new source of employment which I proudly share with the public.

Job seekers are advised to register at the Addolorata Cemetery to remove all the weeds which, through the years, have infested the entire cemetery.

When I spent a good sum of money to adorn the family grave with marble I did not have an inkling that the weeds would flourish to the extent that my grave is burdened with. Otherwise I would have saved the money and left the grave bare.

Some time ago I tried a remedy, sprinkling two bottles of kerosene on the weeds with the intention to kill them, but alas it was a failure.