A BMW driver brought out the wurst in a pedestrian in eastern Germany, who dented the luxury vehicle with a 30cm bologna, saying the car was going too fast and had put his son in danger.
The sausage strife in Neubrandenburg broke out when the 49-year-old man and his eight-year-old son were crossing the street.
As a 47-year-old BMW driver tried to quickly get into a nearby parking spot, the pedestrian yelled "stop" but after the car failed to slow down, he threw the sausage he was carrying at it.
The bologna triumphed over Bavarian engineering, leaving a small dent in the BMW's back right door. Police said the pedestrian is suspected of causing property damage. The bologna was not seized as evidence.