Should Maurice Mizzi (December 30) ever take part in a Nativity play he should be the innkeeper: He already knows the lines and would very enthusiastically declare "no room at the inn". All he'd have to do would be to imagine that Joseph and Mary were illegal immigrants (perhaps replacing the donkey with a boat).

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